"Does Your Computer Run Like It Did When You
First Hooked It Up?"
If you computer performance is sluggish, if it takes minutes to open
your email and your browser, you have several solutions:
Would
this resolve your current problem with your PC?
All right. We like a little humor
now and then, but let's look at this a tad more seriously. You
have a problem and want a solution. So let's get to it.
From:
The Desks of Bob Listerman and Nancy Dewitz
Subject:
"Quick Quiz For You"
My Computer
Slows Down Because:
1. I have
a lot of software on my
computer.
2. My
computer hangs up because my
email is downloading
3. My
Internet Provider
is the problem.
4. I
have too many Windows open at one time.
5. I create/use a lot
of
multimedia files.
If you
answered yes to one or more of the above statements, you'll be shocked
to know that it is not your computer's fault it slows down. In
95% of all
cases your computer gyrates and grinds because of:
- Registry problems from outdated software
- Malicious
spyware
guised as cookies or toolbars,
- Keyloggers,
- Root
kit Infections,
- Partial
hacking of
your computer resources,
- Security holes in name brand software
like Adobe or Windows.
- And
much, much more
Because
you may purchase brand name
anti-virus, anti-spyware and firewall programs
(or get them as part of your high-speed Internet access), you may feel confident that your
computer could never be hacked or have spyware. Guess what?
No program is perfect and who is going to clean up the mess when you
get hit with a virus or malware?
Let's say your computer is locked down
tighter than Fort Know. Do you still think you're protected from
the security
holes in Adobe and Internet Explorer where your computer can be
attacked? What will you do if you find your computer starts
grinding to a halt?
Solution #1
- Call your relatives and friends to see who can help you this
time. Those who are just too busy are tired of hearing from you
and wish you would get some professional help, for your computer that
is.
Solution #2
- Call your computer protection company with your credit card in hand,
wait for hours on hold and hope they can help you. You'll pay at least $30 an hour on top of what
you already paid the company for the software.
Solution #3
- Unhook your computer and take it to the repair shop, wait a few days
to a week to get it back, pay your bill, take your computer home and
hope the problem is fixed. Local repair shop rates run from $30
to $75 an hour.
Solution #4 -
Get computer software, the protection, and
competent, priority service
where technicians take care of your headaches for you on the
spot. Here's a short listing of what our U.S. based techs do all by
hooking up to your computer remotely for
free:
- Professional PC protection software
installation,
- A deep-grade
professional scan to see
what problems exist on your hard drive,
- Resolve
pre-existing viruses and spyware problems,
- Tune up and Optimize your
hard drive for maximum speed by fixing Registry Keys,
- Unlimited,
free, and timely U.S. based Tech Support,
- Random
updates of protection software to prevent hacking,
- Daily updates
of anti-virus and anti-spyware definitions,
- Bi-directional firewall controls & we show you how to use them,
- Remote,
real-time
access hookup to your PC for problem resolution.
In 34 months on this service for one computer and 10 months on my
second computer, my savings are $3,969.26.
You could
get two new fully tricked-out computers every two years for that price.
Here's the type of report you'll receive:
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Problems
Resolved
and/or Service Rendered:
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Scanned
for Rootkits:
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[0
rootkit(s) found and removed.]
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Security
Checkup:
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[Deep
scan for viruses, spyware, adware, etc. Check/repair Windows security
settings, browser security settings, more.]
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Update:
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[Updated
virus definitions and/or Anti-Virus software.]
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Connection
Allerts:
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[Fixed
firewall connection alerts]
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Malware
Removal:
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[7
virus(es), spyware and adware found and removed.]
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Registry
Keys Fixed:
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[220
Registry Keys Fixed]
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Notes
From Your Technician:
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Thank
you for contacting us, I am glad I was able to help you today.
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Fixing those 220 Registry Keys (whatever that means) took one slow
oinker of a computer and made my PC run like new. No more waiting
for 30 seconds to a minute, or longer, to get an email or the Internet
to open up.
Benefits of
Computer Maintenance and Protection Service:
1. Maximum
computer up time - fixed in minutes, rather than days
2. No trips to the computer repair store.
3. One less thing you or your spouse have to bitch about.
4. No frustration and temper tantrums.
5. Enough money saved to buy
two new tricked-out computers every two years!!
My
question to you is, when are you going to treat yourself right by
letting someone take over your computer's protection and maintenance?
If you are curious about Identity Theft
and protecting your entire family online and off, especially your
children's identity,
take a gander at our non-mandatory package also offered or just go down to the box
below to get your link to do a lightweight test on your PC:
ID Theft and
Restoration Services (strictly optional):
- Identity
Theft Insurance
- Identity
Theft "Monitoring" for fraudulent use of Medical ID,
Drivers License ID, Social Security, Credit Card Aggregators, and
Multiple Databases to Protect You, Your Spouse, And Your Children.
- Credit
Monitoring With Major Reporting Agencies
- Free
Identity Restoration Services included with the Identity
Protection
Package
Make Your PC Run Like New
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Before
You Do Anything Rash
The link you will
be sent takes you to a site where you can do a surface scan of your
computer to diagnose problems. It is not the deep professional
scan done by Tech Support.
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Working
On The
Solution,
Bob
Listerman & Nancy Dewitz
National
Internet
and ID Security Specialists
P.
S. If you are tired of frustrating computer problems, let our
Security Experts take care of your PC and your headaches. I've
been a customer for almost three years and saved over $3,900 in repair
costs and never had to take my computers anywhere to be fixed.
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